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stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.
Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.
by Taylor... November 14, 2005
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silver screened

To run away from what you have known to chase fame and fortune. Word made known by the band Placebo for their song titled "Special Needs".
remember me when your the one who silver screened...
by Notorius B.I.G. April 4, 2017
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stretched out

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"
Example 1:
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.
by Klub300 May 31, 2009
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scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.
(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."
by gynosphinx March 10, 2009
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screeching pelican

When you are having sex with a girl on the beach and you pull out put your penis in the sand and then put it back inside of her vagina.
I was having fun plowing my girl on the beach but then she moaned someone elses name so I gave her the screeching pelican real fast.
by rusty rocket July 19, 2006
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Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.
by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007
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steeched

im so F'n steeched
by Dan February 7, 2003
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