Scraglets

Scraglets: The resultant build up of turd caused by refusing to wipe ones arse after taking a shit.
Eventually leading to a critical build up known as Bum Chaff.

Bill was a stubborn old hairy eye-browed bastard, he refused to wipe his wrinkled old arse and kept fighting off John the midget care assistant.

'Get your fiking hands off my arse you little prick' screamed Bill whilst fighting off a toilet paper armed John

'Bill...Bill for fucks sake let me wipe your shitty arse, otherwise the scraglets are gonna build up..'

by Rick Morgan October 27, 2006

sentence straggler

A word or words that are missing or cut off, mainly in instant messaging, due to lagging or hitting the enter key early.

Person 1: So, when are you going to lunch?

Person 2: In a few minute
Person 2: s
Person 2: argh, sentence straggler >.<

by aandc August 19, 2009

Pueblo scraggle

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO

That guy wearing the flannel is rockin' the Pueblo scraggle.

by Paul Rael November 24, 2011

willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

Scroggles

The placing of ones scrunions (ball sack) onto the eyes of a consenting partner.

James lowered his scrunions over Janes eyes, hence giving her a goggled view of his ball sack, which can be referred to as Scroggles.

by dyavoll October 15, 2010

Scragglechin

Found in New Mexico. One of the squirreliest individuals you have ever met. Very often looks and smells homeless. His beard grows in patchy at best and he wears a wife-beater daily.

Your beard is out of control you better trim that scragglechin.

by GetBuffed April 11, 2010

scragger

Another word for 'scratter'
commoners, etc :)
Those who live in 'scratty' conditions.

OMG he is such a scragger

by dave_91 May 16, 2008