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shootin outta my ass 

a surplus, more than most people expect; doesnt always have to be money, it could be other things like luck or diarrhea
Yesterday, I bought a PS3 and a nice 30 inch flat screen to go with it. It cost me over a grand. Money was shootin outta my ass!
shootin outta my ass by garcij04 January 22, 2008
The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
Scooting by Godzx September 6, 2013
What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
SCOOTING by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

Shootin Rockets 

An series of especially explosive ejaculations during sexual intercourse. The term referring to the flying globs of semen and they're high velocities
Dude, this girl turned me on so much last night it only took 15 minutes before I was shootin rockets half way across the room!

shootin' the j 

Playing basketball, commonly in an urban setting; shooting hoops.
1) Hey homes, wanna go shoot the j?
2) I saw him shootin' the j yesterday on the block.
shootin' the j by B-Dawg June 17, 2006

Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.
After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.