That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.
by Fenster's Fu September 22, 2022
Get the blue scooter mug.People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).
Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.
by The British BJ September 4, 2011
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When One's penis curves to the left or right, due most likely from constant masturbation with one hand.
by Babysnacks December 20, 2011
Get the Scoliosdick mug.When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.
by luckypork May 29, 2011
Get the marshmallow scooter mug.A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
Get the scooter-excuse mug."John, when are you ever going to throw out those broken clothes pegs? I can't find the baby! You're such a scolaighe!"
by Golp December 17, 2016
Get the scolaighe mug.A disorder categorized by outbursts of sarcasm and uncontrollable condescending statements. The malice perpetuated by the disorder is usually matched by an equal ability to mask symptoms from those whom are unfamiliar with its pathophysiology.
Jeff's scolinomia took a group discussion hostage when he began taking well veiled verbal shots at each person in the room. He managed to order Laura to make him a sandwich without her realizing it whatsoever.
by leavethatwhereitis January 16, 2010
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