Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.
He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.
He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.
"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"
by diggorydiue November 24, 2013
Get the Brandon Sanderson mug.A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.
The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???
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1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.
2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.
2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.
1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!
2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"
2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"
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Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbeaking this veritable fountain of knowledge.
Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbeaking this veritable fountain of knowledge.
by thatwhoregirl March 26, 2011
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originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
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a)is one of the greatest people to walk the planet.
b)has amazing hair
c)knows how to write songs.
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a)is one of the greatest people to walk the planet.
b)has amazing hair
c)knows how to write songs.
<3
songs derek sanders wrote:
three cheers for five years
terrible things
albums by mayday parade (in order)
tales told by dead friends
a lesson in romantics
anywhere but here
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mayday parade
three cheers for five years
terrible things
albums by mayday parade (in order)
tales told by dead friends
a lesson in romantics
anywhere but here
voldesta
mayday parade
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In the 1980s Ronald Reagan was backed by many Democrats, they were called Reagan-Democrats. For 30 years Bernie Sanders has cultivated a Republican backing with his ideas and they will be known as Sanders Republicans.
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