Pamper Scamper

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament

That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.

by Levy Gravy January 5, 2011

simper

a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom

damn milo little is such a fucking simper

by ted is gay fhs xoxoxo March 16, 2020

skimper

a skimper is a term used to define a very small blunt, filled with a minimal amount of marijuana.

we only had half a gram left so j.j had to roll a skimper.

by elliot nes September 12, 2005

Simpery

Simpery is a crime that you can commit by simping for anything .

"You have committed Simpery by simping for someone "

by Cralast August 20, 2020

scamper

a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.

That was one hell of a scamper. I ran so fast from that ho.

by sp9ecialK March 3, 2003

scamperbj

A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.

You dawg, I got a scamperbj the other day and it was sweet

by jeff69_ October 8, 2008

scomper

Ugly rat looking child molester

Gabe looks like such a scomper

by DragonMaster#1 December 14, 2017