Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010
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The origin of this nickname involves the mix between the coach's name (Lionel Scaloni) and a vehicle.
The origin of this nickname involves the mix between the coach's name (Lionel Scaloni) and a vehicle.
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Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
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Get the schlongnymphia mug.Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
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Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends
*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill
by Esseman420 January 10, 2021
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