schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

schlittle

Little penis

Antonym of schlong

girl: lemme see your schlong
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

Schmitzled

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Schlitzmas

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.

Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.

by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009

schmitke

Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls

Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly

Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke

by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016

mason schlitt

a guy with a giga chad body and a massive cock

look at mason schlitt he’s pulling all the bitches

by hotcunt August 24, 2021

Weinering the Schnitzel

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.

“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse”

by BeBeFeFe12 December 1, 2018