Schemmy

(adj)- Used to describe situations that are mucky and/or muddled in their nature. Also a description of a soulless event.

Damn, I can't believe I fell off my unicycle again. What a schemmy way to start my talent show training.

by Sherman1780 November 5, 2010

Schwemmpes

beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.

That smokering was SCHWEMMPES!!!!!!11!one!!!11

by this one chick August 30, 2006

schwemblah

a very friendly berber dude

hey look! its schwemblah, the friendly berber dude. lets go say hi!

by fokerpace February 11, 2008

Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

Schwimmer’d

Getting reallly drunk or high or both and getting a bit messy or very messy

Me: I got schwimmer’d last night
Friend: Schwimmer’d?
Me: Yeah. DAVID schwimmer’d 😂

by MetropolitanServices August 29, 2021

Schwamm

The status achieved when you have 25,000 unopened email messages in your inbox.

I was hoping to read some of my email when I got back from vacation but now I’m a Schwamm.

by Hondo58 August 20, 2022

Schweemie

a character that you really really like and want to squish like a stressball, This character can also live in your mind and boing around like the DVD screensaver thingie (hope it hits the corner)

"I love Beowulf from Skullgirls! He's my schweemie fr. I just wanna EEURGHHHH SQUISH HIM!!!"

by Smuckersplays16 December 15, 2022