Schweffing

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

schwear

Dublin knackers mating call to each other, often let out in a loud screach, much like a seagull. Often used as a back up call to fellow inmates or 'budz' when starting fights or 'scraps'. When used by professionals can only be heard by members of the same herd or 'gang' as it is too highpitched to be heard by regular ears (akin to dog whistles).

Lazzo: "Schwear ladzzz, they're schtartin' budz!"
Davo: "we're comin' Lazzo, we're comin'! SCHWEAARRRRRRRRR!"

by Fiona&Maz June 11, 2006

schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe

Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.

by emmersem June 30, 2010

Schweg

Very shitty old looking weed. Usually discolored and not even green. Sometimes can even be burnt already. The cheap stuff

That kid is selling some schweg. I don’t want that shit

by Goldzips June 20, 2018

The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011

schwed

To be intensely intoxicated, chewed

Dude, I'm fucking schwed.
Call me Fred Schwed Jr.

by Jay n' Bir April 27, 2006

schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010