The Schwarzenegger Effect

the phenomenon where seemingly rational and intelligent people are given a choice between a regular, sensible, safe option and a completely absurd and random option...and in a lapse of hilarity...think to themselves "wouldn't it be funny if" and place a joke vote towards the laughable choice, thinking there is no way this will happen...

...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.

John thought it would be funny to vote "Katy Perry" as the next United States senator from his state just so he could tell his co-workers the next day, unaware that The Schwarzenegger Effect would now place the pop singer in firm control of his state's government and his parents' health insurance coverage.

by bottomboy tj September 5, 2019

Schwanzparade

Literally "cock parade"

Swiss german analogue to sausage fest. Refers to a situation, where there are more men than women present.

We went to this bar, but it was such a Schwanzparade that we went on to the next bar.

by rilexa July 15, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegro

He is a man who resembles Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he is of African American Descent.

(Black Girl get covered in a Tall Black Man's shade when she is tanning)
BG: Hey Arnold Schwarzenegro, can you move? You're blocking my sunlight.

by SilverwolfX9 December 1, 2011

schwarzenegger

According to the Demolition Man movie, Arnold Schwarzenegger eventually became President of the United States and built a huge library in his name.

I can't wait till Terminator 4. We might even get to see old Schwarzenegger carrying a walking stick.

by uh oh October 8, 2003

Schwarzenegarian

The act of being like or similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Dude my Mom went in for a C.A.T. scan. When she got out she said "It's not a tumor." I was all like "Mom quit being so Schwarzenegarian!"

by Brian McDavid August 4, 2006

The Schwarzenegger Maneuver

A sexual maneuver where you shove your entire arm, up to the shoulder blade, up someone's anal cavity and then flex.

I put her in the hospital with the Schwarzenegger Maneuver. She loved it!

by HooMoo April 14, 2017

Pulling a Schwarzenegger

1. Verb - Having sex with the housekeeper

2. Verb - Impregnating the housekeeper

3. Verb - Having a bastard child, proper use would be having a bastard son

Did you hear about that French dude Dominique Strauss-Kahn? He tried to pulling a Schwarzenegger.

Why would you pull a Schwarzenegger and risk everything in your life? Why not just bang some ho?!

by Northsider60657 September 23, 2011