Schumer

When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer

Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.

by Dogplorable March 30, 2020

Schumer

a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way

You're just gonna roll over like that... what a Schumer!

by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025

Cena Schumer

Really awkward Sex. Trainwreak!!

Was feeling this guy and he wasn't packing. My first thought was .. CENA SCHUMER...."sex with you would be an awkward train wreck!!

by Raelz March 20, 2025

Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.

“We got a floater”
“So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome”

by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025

Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.

Teacher: What is the day today?
Person#1: Febuary 11th
Person #2:SCHUMER HUMOUR!!!!

by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021

Schumers

An emotion between happy and shocked

I was so Schumers when I found out that I’m Arab

by Imamamam January 24, 2023