Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015