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Schnoigers

A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.

Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.

While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.

A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are goblin-like creatures.

Quick, hide your wallet! Harvey H. Is a Schnoiger.
by Tickleballeus August 19, 2022
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Schnibbler

Schnibbler (Noun) - A male who portrays the worst possible qualities to friends and colleagues. An excessive liar, cock block, game killer, third wheel creep show. His game has an inverse relationship to the game of all other males around him.

(Female version - Schnibblerette)

Schnibble (Verb) - To spit game that has an inverse relationship to the game of all others around.
Frat Boy 1: "Dude, my game was working so nice on Sarah until the schnibbler showed up."

Frat Boy 2: "Aw bro, he schnibbled the shit out of you."
by BMFD May 8, 2008
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Schnasberry

An imaginary word that is made up by niggas that are high
that Schnasberry tastes like Schnasberry
by R G October 13, 2003
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schloberin'

generally meaning doing useless jobs or activities, either to waste time or to look busy. Taken from the west of ireland (swinford.
duggan: Hey, what are you at?

kev: argh ya kno yourself, just schloberin' around..
by rowlpooch May 10, 2009
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schnozberries

Famously quoted from the 1971 movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory a schnozberry (snozberry) literally refers to the particulates (berries) that come from a nose (schnoz) i.e. boogers, snot-rockets, nostral-turds, funky junk from the face-trunk, etc.
Stan: Did you see the size of that nose?
Lou: He couldn't pick those schnozberries with a backhoe!
by diogenes_ifyouplease September 9, 2011
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schnogger

To laugh at the misfortune of others.
verb: I schnoggered when I saw the drunk chick fall down in a pool of her own vomit.

noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.

Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.
by La Warner August 30, 2006
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Schnozberry

A lover of Man-Meat. Especially happily married men with two children and a rape-dungeon underneath their house.
Preston is such a schnozberry... Did you see that dude he was trying to bang?
by DoobZilla April 9, 2011
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