schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit

Oh, flurking schnitt!

by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003

schnitzy

a cool word i made up so get over it

ooh! that is schnitzy!

by schnitzy April 20, 2005

schmitty

the name of any 3 foot long maglight

wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.

by Pyroteknix1224 January 11, 2008

Schmitty

A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela

Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake

by TakeALook October 26, 2019

Schnittger

a family containing the advanced genetic inherit ability to control there own thoughts and senses, this is a rare mutation inherited in the Schnittger family, and although all Schnittgers possess the potential to unlock this ability seldom do they master it. this ability is double sided, often times there own ability will combine with there subconscious and create hallucination's and uncontrollable anxiety or depression, the schnittgers are often confused with having mental disorders such as schizophrenia or manic depression.

Schnittgers can control what they see, hear, smell, taste, and feel emotionally. they essentially live in there own controlled world in which they feel however they want.

by Dr. Ronald k. Schnittger February 22, 2009

Schnifty

A cross between the adjectives schnazzy/snazzy and nifty

Q: Do you like my new shoes?

A: Yeah! They are so schnifty!

by musicluver13 September 16, 2009