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Carol Schmucker

Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.
That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.
by Leftpowerlessby her June 11, 2018
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schmunkey

A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet...
Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice
Sue: Hi im 5 Years old!
Al:im her father.
Sue: no dad! not schmunkey!
Al: SCHMUNKEY!!!!!!!!
Sue laughs
by Morgn June 11, 2007
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Schmashed

Schmashed (shu-may-sh-ed)

Getting smashed and shit faced at the same time

Created by: a sober person with speech impediment
Dude we are getting schmashed tonight
by TheOnewhorulesthemall July 31, 2016
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schaushe

Variation of “Sauce“

Credits: Getter, Nick Colletti
“Im the schaushe dude
“Letsh go to Vencousher Beash, there ish she Schaushe“
by Schaushe February 21, 2017
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Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater
If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.
by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017
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shmushie

A small person ( usually cute and sweet) who you just want to hug all the time.
This is my friend name, they’re such a little shmushie”

“My girlfriends a right shmushie”
by 🥞Pancake🥞 April 19, 2018
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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