chad schultz

The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.

I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.

by ragles November 18, 2019

Schmutzplätzen

German slang for a woman's vagina. Literal translation is "dirty cookie".

Pull your skirt down, I can see your schmutzplätzen

by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014

Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010

schmoltz

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

by Bee Time May 20, 2008

Schultz

"The shit," awesome.

Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!

by Banana Burger April 11, 2009

megan schultz

Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister

Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!

by she who rox your sox April 29, 2011

Novalee Schultz

the one person in your life that you cannot live without; a loved one, someone very special to you

"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"

by Christoph Magnus January 4, 2012