Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

schmoozin

schmoozin is what you do to butter up a girl, i.e. it's trying to get a girl to like you

Jacques needs to start schmoozing up some American girls if his french ass wants to live in the United States much longer!

by Mebaiah December 14, 2004

Schmoogie

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.

Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...

by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008

Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

Schmooged

To get wasted or drunk. Lots of alcohol consumtion. To be intoxicated.

Betty and John got schmooged last night. Im going out to get my schmooged on.

by emtgurlmel July 21, 2009

Schmoovian

A bearded beatnik fellow resembling Catweasel who listens to smooth FM

That Schmoovian loves playing a little Alexander 'o ' Neal to impress the ladies

by Beanziz October 12, 2011

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014