"That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."
"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."
"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."
by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023
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Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back
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A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
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CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge
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