Scheren ficker

German: Scissor fucker, means to have a sexual attraction to sharp blades.

He's a scheren ficker (He's a scissor fucker)

by Bananub March 15, 2015

Schmegeigel

The most insidious of racial slurs the affects all races (excluding white) , sexuality, gender, religion and, dialects. The origin of this word is unknown but could be a ancient slur the whites used when proving dominance over the lesser apes . The word is often used best when placed amongst slurs.

You're a god damn Schmegeigel nigger loving queer sympathizer

by schmegeigel March 10, 2016

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

Schmeen

A schmol cute boy of the feline variety.

Schmeen is so cute he deserves extra treats.

by Tankblazer March 22, 2022

Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.

Put the schmergle in the burgle.

by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022

schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005