A stupid and ineffectual nobody.
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)
by JSim May 4, 2010
Get the schmendrick mug.This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....
Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!
by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007
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1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.
2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang
3. Being drunk on low cost drinks
2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang
3. Being drunk on low cost drinks
1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?
Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.
2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang
3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.
Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.
2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang
3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.
by Ellis P June 18, 2011
Get the Schmang mug.when you're so drunk that one eye stares straight ahead, the other eye drifts off looking for schenectady.
by mm1117 April 14, 2008
Get the schenectady eye mug.Well, have fun at your fancy schmancy meeting! I wish I could come, but I'm not freakin' good enough!!!!!!
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
Get the Fancy Schmancy mug.“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”
by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021
Get the Schmeat mug.1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
by O.Curley March 29, 2009
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