schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

schmants

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

by demon816 November 20, 2010

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

by Amphee September 29, 2021

Schmatta

(Yiddish): Clothing, textiles; pejorative- Rags worn by a person, old tattered clothing.

That old lady always schleps around in her schmattas.

by Bgk11111 November 2, 2009

Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011

Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.

"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".

by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010