schmaltz

Any unidentified, nasty, liquid-like substance; usually very questionable in what the hell it actually is...

Be careful with this container Bill; it's full of some weird schmaltz...

by Testies321 August 12, 2010

schmarffigate

to scrape the yellow stuff off of scharff's teeth and then use it as a lubricant

hold on a second, i need to schmarffigate

by erik scharff December 15, 2008

schmal

the act of bleeding like the nile river when loosing one's virginity.

she schmalled all over her hot pink sheets!

by schmall May 10, 2009

Schmal

A female, but just barely. There is some diversity in schmals, but for the most part, they have short spiky hair with frosted tips and men's jeans. They excel at sports like ice hockey and rugby, and are often found in the professions of construction work, coal mining, and coaching ice hockey or rugby.

"That hockey team probably sucks, they only have two schmals."

"Was that a boy or a girl?"
"I think it was a schmal."

"She was really nice and pretty in high school, but now that she's in college she's a schmal."

by Dazzle23 April 10, 2009

schmall

Schmall is a variation on schlong - meaning a penis of minimal length.

Man! I have a schlong but when i wear pants it looks like a schmall.

by Sam Finch April 17, 2007

to schmalz

verb
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).

Griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, "damn, I want to schmalz all over her.

by gaysailor84 March 10, 2014

Schmaltzed

Used in the workplace to describe being fucked over by a coworker who didn’t do their job which in turn makes your job harder.

Travis didn’t empty the trash again and schmaltzed me for the 3rd time this week.

by Boardbuilder January 9, 2018