Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 7, 2008

Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.

Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.

by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

Shlumpting

A drunken faze when you pass out or fall asleep but receive no sleep.

Ryan got too drunk and was shlumpting.

Where's ryan? Oh he's shlumpting.

by Shlumpty Dumpty October 31, 2017

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

schlepping it up

The act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner's penis during the act of fellatio.

BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
"AHHHHHH, why are you schlepping it up on my schlong?"

by Koolio Koytiss October 10, 2007