Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

Schlump

To break something/someone very bad.

*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"

by nut button March 13, 2019