schloopeh

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

by Amykinz November 6, 2007

Schlopper

Blart Clunge Cunt Fanny Fuckhole Minge Pussy Twat Vagina

The female genitalia.

I fucked her good, deep in her schlopper

by gatur July 8, 2011

Schloozenberger

A 'Schloozenberger' is a total loser. (=100x more than a standard loser) Sometimes also referred to as a 'Schlooze'.

See you later Schloozenberger!
That guy from sales is the biggest Schloozenberger ever!
Your'e such a Schlooze!

by tomlonat February 18, 2011

Schlobengrinder

A well endowed man (or woman) with love for the drink and the hunt. This specimen can, regardless of their state, get any job done and take down any whale no matter the cost or the size.

Buddy is such a Schlobengrinder, he blew the sickest Vape cloud after he mounted that great white tail.

by jon the man June 22, 2016

Schlopin’

To masturbate alone.

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’

by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021