schlongtoberfest

a HUGE sausage fest, like Octoberfest but with just guys.

God its such a schlongtoberfest in here im not a fan imma go visit the ladies!!!

by drislyfe July 14, 2014

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010

schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)

Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!

by Grifters September 22, 2005

schwingtatta

da ruffest of dem ratta ting mofos flatty spud plants on yer mashed grille

"that bitch pissed me off while i was makin da gravy, so i caught her with a schwingtatta"

by bizzleOW February 24, 2003

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006