schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

Schlitterbahned

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)

1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013

Schwinger

An object in fast motion carrying high velocity that strikes another person and inflicts pain.

Marshall gave me a schwinger right to my beans!

by Rat Kraas August 7, 2018

Schwintergear

Type of gear you wear when you think it's cold outside but it's not.

I felt really dumb in my schwintergear as everyone walked by in shorts.

by Linvero October 11, 2018

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019

Schlonster

A cock that is an absolute monster. Much larger than a schledium or a schlong) and with great girth.

Girl 1: So how was your date night?

Girl 2: I almost ended up in a wheel chair, turns out that old made has an absolute Schlonster

by Wados18 May 8, 2020