schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

Schlafsack

sounds really disgusting; is a good insult (it really just means sleeping bag in German)

Guy1: "I sleep in a schlafsack at night. You should try it; they're real comfortable."

Guy2: "...wtfff??/"

by r!b0fl4v!n April 23, 2006

Schlagot

is defined as an excrement slurping fagot. Can be identified by horrible breath and occasional split tongue. Often found in public bathrooms and/or Rush Limbaugh's private quarters.

1. Hey schlagot! Come clean my grundle!
2. That schlagot just stole my pony!

by Scruntle February 11, 2009

schlagg

1) A person who is truly annoying and doesn't seem to realize it.
2) One who has many friends that are girls but none want to go out with him.
3) A shortened version of school fag.

Henry is such a schlagg.

by Trent December 7, 2004

The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

by cpoc December 5, 2003

Schlag

A lazy relatively quite well educated bunch of inoffensive slaking loozers wandering randomly in Supermarket's parking lot looking for a good spot to smoke and share some darts

"Mais elle ne va pas trop capoter de vous zoner comme des gros schlags"?

by Trashlambert September 3, 2016

schlag

acting incredibly stupid or acting like a jerk

"Dude your such an ass to girls"

"Yeah your a real schlag"

by sdfSDFSdg May 4, 2009