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Schiffing

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.
Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.
by BTCBug December 29, 2020
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ism schism

a divide among people(schism) caused by prejudice beliefs(isms) like racism, nazism, elitism, and supremicism. used mainly by rastas
Get Up, Stand Up By Bob Marley and the Wailers: sick and tired of your ism schism
by T. Ray August 2, 2007
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Forum Schizophrenia

for·um schizo·phre·nia, n.

An internet disorder caused by an individual who reads a significantly higher number of blog, forum or comment posts by many unique individuals, to the point of hearing voices in his head that do not correspond to his perceived train of thought.

The pathology behind this disorder is believed to reside behind the individuals 'mental voice' - the voice that speaks the words in an individual's mind as he reads - and the lack of a consistent train of thought due to the brevity and uniqueness of blog, forum and comment posts

i.e. each post has a different writing style, tone, train of thought, point of view, that continuing to read these posts, without a rest period to center one's thoughts, can lead to a lack of sense of self, and beginning to hear one's mental voice speak and think in ways that are foreign to the individual

The reason it is specifically an internet disorder, and not common schizophrenia, is probably due to the style of internet writing. i.e. if a person were to read a book, or magazine article, it's length and sense of closure at the end of the article allows an individual to regain their own train of thought.

Can be commonly found to coincide with Google Amnesia, and Hyperlink ADD
1. First! I'm starting to get confused here; I can't think straight... liek readin' all these fukin' posts from these n00bs is teh gay. Bah! I'm just being a brain fanboy. That urban dictionary post was totally photoshopped. Leik you know, asshat! Wat r u, some 13yo posn llik you're an adult??!? Why do they let these kids in my brain? Linkin Park is my <3<3<3!!!!!111!1!

...OMG I think I'm suffering from Forum Schizophrenia
by Echo Pryce January 1, 2008
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Schizer Tech

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.
"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
by 5lo5h March 17, 2011
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grubby schiznick

A piece of moldy food on the floor that youll find after a party
Timmy ! dont eat the grubby shiznick its been on the floor!

The grubby schiznick looked like pure utter shit
by wetslippy December 20, 2021
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schisto

that couple you always see constantly in physical contact with each other. they always seem to be holding hands, playing with each other's hair, etc...

They are the couple constantly seen doing PDA.

The word is based off a type of parasite in which the male and female of the species are entwined around each other at all times.
Those two always seem to hang all over each other; they're so schisto.
by medfreak October 18, 2014
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Schizoposting

They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door

The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.

What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.
Guy 1: "Man have you ever tried Schizoposting?"
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."
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