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Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.
Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."
by Metvor April 11, 2023
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German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.
I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!
by keger26 December 18, 2011
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A word first thought of "Turrets Guy". It was then later used by Youtube Machinima director "DasBoSchitt". This word is simply a replacement for the word Bull Shit. It's also fun to say!
1. "That movie was utter Bo Schitt."
2. "How about you eat my Bo Schitt!"
3. "The man said Bo Schitt to everyone."
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scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.
Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut
by Easy Rider August 27, 2004
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scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.
Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)
by Bluehawk December 31, 2005
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scheiwe

pretty much the hottest kid i have ever seen
scheiwe is hot and he doesnt hate jews.
by poopiehead April 26, 2005
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Schecterizing

To play a Schecter guitar
Schecterizer : someone who plays a Schecter
I am Schecterizing
by Simas Stilius February 23, 2009
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