schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

by Sue May 9, 2004

Schmegma

foul smelling, cheese-like substance found near the clitorus.

If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...

by Brandi Lee February 22, 2007

schemale

A girl that looks good for no reason; she will at most go to second base with any given guy

Friend:"Dude your girlfriend is so hot"

You:"Yeah but we've been going out for six months and she still won't give me bop plus I just found out she's been flirting with other guys"

Friend:"Damn what a schemale"

by mshark March 5, 2011

Schmegma

When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.

Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.

by Curtis E Bear December 3, 2007

SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA

It's the hot steamie,cheesy offencive smelling shit, your boyfriend takes right after you finish butt fuck'n him.

boy my little man muff'n that SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA shure makes your shit smell like shit! love you my mud pie

by BIG STEVE IDAHO January 17, 2008

Schmegma

(SHMEG-MA) Any undefinable substance. It can be crusty, liquidy, or buncha nasty stuff. This word can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.

by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006

Schmegma

An unidentified object on a pool deck or locker room.

HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?

by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 25, 2011