scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

Staunch

To be very strongly in favour of British traditions, specifically in regards to Rangers Football Club and Unionism.

Can refer to behaviour or a person's characteristics, or even items.

Very staunch lock screen you've got there
Ross is staunch as fuck, absolutely hates the tarriers

by KS1872 December 2, 2020

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

scrunchie

It could be used as a hair accessory, or as an bracelet. Sometimes a girl will give it to someone special such as her boyfriend or so to indicate that they are dating or he’s taken.

Aw man that cute boy has a scrunchie on, must be from his girlfriend.

by Marleen xc August 14, 2019

Scrunchie for hoodie

September 20th is national trade a boy your scrunchie for his hoodie day.

Girl: has scrunchie

Boy: has sweatshirt
Both: trade
Scrunchie for hoodie

by Thomasthetrainboi September 19, 2019

Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day

“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*

by Hoppydylan October 28, 2019

Redneck scrunch

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.

Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"

by Tired of seeingredneckscrunch June 1, 2011