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sayabi

1.) A person with the inability to fluently speak his or her native language

2.) A lazy bitch with the inability to fluently speak his or her native language

3.) An ugly skank with the inability to fluently speak his or her native language
1.) sayabi: Tudey I well tits abawt DIBIIMIS!
students: LOL, sayabi!

2.) "Damn that crazy ass sayabi, she forgot to check our test papers again! What a sayabi!"

3.) "I went to a gay bar with a bald gay guy because I'm a sayabi."
by Loads of Kikis May 20, 2008
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get a taste of the salami

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
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Salami Overlapping

An Act of homosexual intercourse. It involving to males in which they both retreat their foreskin and press their glans together. Then, the first male rolls up his foreskin on both of their glands. Finally, the second male rolls his foreskin over the other males one.
We couldn't separate our dicks after the salami overlap
or
My cock and bolex ripped open when I fell backwards while salami overlapping!
by peppolla October 14, 2009
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Sanami

Sanami
A cute and sweet girl who loves fun where ever she goes. She is never boring and will always find something to do. She loves taking pictures and doing poses. She is very smart and loyal.
Sanami is so fun!!
by -JustAnotherStupidStudent June 23, 2010
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Salami tie

The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.
"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."
by Viva La BAM November 1, 2014
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syamirul

S is for serene, your calm time.

Y is for young, the years never show!

A is for activities, for you have many.

M is for mighty, your inner strength.

I is for ideas, that you bring to life.

R is for romp, you know how to have fun!

U is for uncanny, the way you know what to do.

L is for life, that you live so well.

Your name in reverse order is "Lurimays". A random rearrangement of the letters in your name (anagram) will give "Rasmyuli".

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were a male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around the territory of Tibet approximately on 950. Your profession was banker, usurer, moneylender, and judge.

Psychologically, you had a Bohemian personality - mysterious, highly gifted, capable of understanding ancient books. Magical abilities, could be a servant of dark forces. The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem - to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
Syamirul is #Kind #reliable #trustworthy
by SyamirulIsCute December 25, 2016
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Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011
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