Squirrelly Saunter

The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.

"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."

"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."

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"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."

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"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."

by Virgovibes December 23, 2008

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Samster

A nickname given to a girl named Samantha. She’s a very fiesty one watch out don’t get on her bad side. She’s truly confused about her feelings for guys as practically the entire town is trying to get with her but she treats them all as they’re her brothers. She’s a great gal with spunk watch out or she might just break a bone or two of yours.

Did you see Samster? She’s a scary one

by Anonymousmyass June 5, 2021

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Sassterhood

Where a group of girls have all been through relationships with fuckboy bellends and decide to no longer be a rug for them to walk on. They form a group where together, they constantly encourage each other to take no shit from insignificant others that are not worth their time. This is done via group chat or weekly lunches.

I wouldn't mess with that sassterhood if I were you...

by FromHoedomSheEmerges November 21, 2017

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Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011

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