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Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012
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Full Satchel

The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.
Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.

David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!

Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017
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Cum satchel

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
by themellonchef February 7, 2018
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COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.
“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”
by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020
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satchel

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
by yevkur April 19, 2010
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Satchelpuss

To be overly preoccupied with ones smart phone in public situations, so as to ignore others and ones surrounding environment.
Quit being a satchelpuss and answer my question.
by Brown Bleacher Bums September 19, 2010
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sachem

wack ass school on long island. ghetto, currently on welfare. fucking white people run that shit like WHATTT. homie, there is about 6 negroids in this school. also alot of whores attend this school and do not wear enough clohes, and suck alot of male genitalia.
yo, i go to shithole sachem . damn this SUCKS. the fuckin school cant even aford agenda books, and i found a small bug in my fries today, fucking sachem !
by yoMOMZfool October 28, 2006
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