sarcasticating

pleasuring yourself through the use of sarcasm.

Joe: Muah!
Jipsy:Joe, I HATE IT WHEN YOU KISS ME. ughhh
Joe: ??? I'm hurt.

Jipsy: Joe, I was just sarcasticating. chill out.

by mondaygirl July 5, 2009

Sarcastically Proactive

To be sarcastically proactive is to be active in what you're currently or about to do as well as being sarcastic about it. This is mostly found in people with either sarcastic or emo-like personalities.

"Oh there she goes again, being sarcastically proactive in shelving those boxes..."
"Hey Mike, quit being sarcastically proactive and be ACTUALLY proactive."
"Why is everyone in the room saying I'm sarcastically proactive? All I did was place the pens in the envelope box..."

by Joshite November 7, 2018

Sarcasticlothes

Clothes or accessories worn (usually by ghetto people) that endorse brands, items of media or characters that are too childish or geeky for such people to wear. Examples include Toy Story backpacks, Dora the Explorer shirts, and the like.

Dude, look at Shequeeshaneesha. She has so many sarcasticlothes, I bet she does her clothes shopping at a goddamned Toys R' Us.

by David R Pennett May 23, 2010

Sextastical

When something is so fantastic it is or almost is sexy. Therefore SEXTASTICAL.

Hey Frank how was that party the other night?" "IT WAS SEXTASTICAL!!

by Rollins Henry Jankins November 22, 2011

Spaztastical

Spaztastical is when your best friend is acting like a spaz. And when she thinks its Fantastic, and Magical. Making Spaztastical!

Lady Gaga: "OMG! Im feeling so Spazzy, Fantastic, and Magical!"

Jason Derulo: "Dont you mean Spaztastical??"

Lady Gaga: "O.M.G. That is perfect!!!!"

by MotoXGirl150r August 31, 2011

swagtastical

An adjective that should only be used to describe Cristina Winslow because she is the only one in the world that could possibly hold down the swag level within that word.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that girl? She was swagtastical!
Guy 2: It better be Cristina Winslow you're talking about or else the world will implode.
Guy 1: uh-oh..
-world implodes-

by gbf4ever November 13, 2011

Sasstastical

Having sassily incomprehensible levels of sassy sasstastical sass overloads; usually considered too fantastically sassy for any white person to achieve.

Noun: Sasstastile
Verb: Sasstastically
Adjective: Sasstastical
Synonyms: Sassy, sass
Antonyms: 12vie, white girl, old people

Me: Mum stop trying to be funny! you can never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
By-passer: I can't even handle how sasstastical you are!

by smeheh January 15, 2015