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salliness

Acting like a bitchy, whiny woman.
This salliness is unacceptable. If you don't stop I will buy you tampons for your bleeding vagina. (talking to a man)
by sallimay June 11, 2011
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sardine machine

sardine machine:

The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can
innit mate went on the old sardine machine today!
by Andi tamplin February 18, 2005
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The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.

Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!
by gravy111 November 18, 2010
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sardine party

A phenomenon common on the Washington, DC Metro and elsewhere in which up to 20 people will attempt to squeeze through one set of doors on a train car.
I was on the Metro today and I got caught in another sardine party at Gallery Place, but no one grabbed my ass this time, thank God.
by Maddie S. December 9, 2008
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Sardine

Bus which is made for 100 passengers, filled up with 150 passengers.
Can you move a lil bit, please?

Where, man, its sardine!!!
by toba-cco January 15, 2010
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Swedish Sardine

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.
That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.
by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010
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Sardine Party

A party, usually a house party, with way too many people per square footage. The worst type of party. Everybody stands shoulder to shoulder. People are stacked back to back or pressed all up against someones chest. Dancing is reduced to swaying; if you try to move your feet you'd step on someone else's. Constantly at high risk of catching elbows. Smaller houses risk an unhealthy CO2 to O2 ratio. Depending on how late you get there, you might just be inhaling recycled air and recycling it again.
"Hey come pick me up. Im at this Sardine Party, bro. I've breathed in so many other people's carbon. Yea. I hardly made it out of there alive. I couldn't even exit dance through the crowd to get out, I had to slide through the gaps between bodies of people who were simultaneously try to hump me as I went."

- How was the party mate?

"It sucked, man. Total sardine party. Place was crawling with people and there was no alcohol."

"This function was a total sardine party. When I showed up, the host was making everyone go outside so that he could filter out the dudes who didn't pay and make more room to let more females in. Totally pulled a Brita on that place. They Brita'd them sardines."
by svggytits November 13, 2016
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