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Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, what a great choice for a VP!

Her 17-year-old unmarried daughter, Bristol, is pregnant and will keep the baby and marry the father.

Gov. Palin who is staunchly anti-abortion, gave birth in April to Trig Palin, her fifth child, a son born with Down syndrome

Sarah Palin does not support womens issues, Sarah palin does not support equal pay for equal work.

Sarah Palin says, "Even if my own daughter was raped i would not even consider abortion as an option."

A anti-abortion, reformist CuNT
by Real Talkkk October 20, 2008
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Sarah Palin

1. When one applies lipstick to the mouth of a pitbull, they will have successfully built a Sarah Palin (or hockey mom equivalent).

2. Any female notorious for dynamically generating abstract names for her children. Similar to a password generation program.

3. A 2008 U.S. vice presidential candidate chosen for her sexual appeal to naive U.S. citizens, her extensive knowledge of the use of the word 'maverick', and the fact that she is completely void of any useful knowledge that could aid her through the course of being vice president.

4. Anyone capable of viewing the Soviet Union from their dwelling.

5. Anyone who believes extracting oil from a limited supply near Alaska will erase every problem from the face of the United States.
1. Yesterday, I finally acquired some lipstick so I could finish my Sarah Palin.

2. Hey Trig, should I name my next daughter Carport, Cashew, Rake, or Purple?

3. Hello, I'm Sarah Palin. I was chosen as a candidate because I'm a sexy dumb maverick!

4. I can see Russia from my house!

5. Drill, baby, drill.
by Hilary 2012 February 22, 2009
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Sarah Palin

Sadistic cunt that knows no boundaries for unconscionable self-conduct. Sometimes possessed by the devil, has been known to sue to remove polar bears from the endangered species list to further her agenda to drill for oil, thus likely pushing them to extinction and contribute to environmental destruction and global warming. Also pays aerial hunters to chase wolves to exhaustion and then bring her their freshly severed front legs.
example 1) Whoa there! Are you pouring anti-freeze into that stream? Thats extremely bad for the environment. Are you trying to be the next Sarah Palin or something?

example 2) Laura, Dick, Lynn, Condi and I want to thank you, Sarah, for inviting us over to dine on these succulent human embryos served in the scooped out skulls of endangered snow leopards. After dinner, let's go shoot some guns and feed each other our feces.
by JGarrison October 21, 2008
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Sarah Palin

Backwards republican who's against not only gay marriage but also monetary rights to gay couples. But she's for cruelty to animals to the extent where she supports the practice of hunting Wolves by air. How sporting!
"ugh dude who should I vote for? I hate other countries, animals, a progressive economy and equal rights."

"Then vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin!"
by smurfsdabomb October 18, 2008
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Sarah Palin

A pathetically inexperienced Vice Presidential candidate for the Republican ticket. She would not have been picked had she been a male
McCain is insulting womens' intelligence thinking he can win over votes with someone like Sarah Palin
by BassClefAlbert October 18, 2008
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Sarah Palin

The incredibly unconfortable feeling of having excrement pushed back up your colon with a rough wood plunger.
Man this country is about to get a Sarah Palin for the next four years!
by Assholemike October 24, 2008
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Sarah Palin

-A "Maverick" from Alaska;)........who does everything people tell her to do.

-A disgrace and a 40 year setback for women across the nation

-John McCain's pin-up doll
synonomous with ditz.
"Gosh darn, wink wink!"- Sarah Palin
"I'll have to get back to ya!"
by Virgo Bootz January 30, 2009
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