Springer

A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie and woke up in a greeting card!

It's a completely different world when you're around Springer!

by UncleFester64 December 18, 2020

Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.

Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.

by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017

Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.

Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.

by snowflame July 25, 2010

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Saphi or Saphicher

Nice person who cares and often opens up her heart a lot and takes things slow but likes when people wait patiently for them to come

Her name is Saphi or Saphicher

by Yodalu May 25, 2010

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007