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Saddleback Santorum

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.
by woogy98407 January 30, 2009
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Sanfordian

-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida

-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl

Sanford also Know as Bokey
DAMN NIGGAS IN SANFORD IS SOO RATCHET.... all these damn Sanfordians
by Elfresh September 13, 2011
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Santorum Sweater Vest

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.
Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.
by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012
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Sanjog

1 Co-incidence
2 Epitome of perfection
2 Fate
4 Extremely good looks
Sanjog is a foreign word.
by Sanohamp March 24, 2009
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Santorum

1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
by Rollo & Biff October 26, 2006
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Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.
Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.
by jjhf0 January 6, 2012
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Santorum

That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex
Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.
by Savage Love October 3, 2009
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