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Insurgency Sandstorm

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
by Kongjie December 12, 2020
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Thomas Brodie Sangster

Thomas Brodie Sangster is an English model, musician and actor. He was born in London on May 16th 1990 making him a Taurus on the astarogical chart. He is five foot ten and a half. He has dirty blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. He has acted in many things including the Maze Runner Movie trilogy, Love Actually, Nowhere Boy, Phantom Halo, Phinneas And Ferb and many more. He was also featured in the music video for the song “30 Minute Break” by The Luka State. He is a very committed actor showed by the things he has done for his roles such as learning how to play guitar left handed for Nowhere Boy and putting a rock in his shoe to remind himself that his character in Maze Runner has a limp contrary to a previous suicide attempt in the Maze.
Person one: “How is that guy so perfect?”

Person two: “Because he is Thomas Brodie Sangster you bloody idiot!”
by ProbablyMadeUpWords July 9, 2018
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SANESS! YA WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?
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A random guy and his enemy is KUMALALA.
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Darude-Sandstorm

A song composed by the Finnish composer, Darude in November 14,1999. People have made a meme out of it in which one would ask "What's the song name?" in the YouTube comment section.
What's the name of the song? Darude-Sandstorm.
by KyleTheChoux January 22, 2015
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Sandstorm Challenge

The Sandstorm Challenge is a difficult sexual challenge, which requires great stamina and endurance from both participants. While having sex the full version of the song Sandstorm by Darude (~7:30) is played in the background. The man must then keep up with the beat for the duration of the song without finishing. A strobe light can be used to enhance the experience.
Aly thought Anthony was kidding about the Sandstorm Challenge...then he brought out the strobe light and stereo. Anthony finished it like a boss.
by Dan Ryaly July 31, 2012
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Salestina

A beautiful girl, Heavenly considerate of others but cold hearted
That girl Salestina I swear.
by Zebra3920 November 27, 2016
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