Archie sampson

He gets no bitches

‘Man that guy is a real Archie sampson’

by The guy behind the bins February 28, 2022

Samson

Samson is one of the best people you will ever meet. He gives you something to look forward to every week, and he super nice. He likes a girl not for her looks, but for her personality. Personally, he brightens my day every time I see him. I wish I could see Samson every day, but that is only in my dreams. He has changed me completely, and I am so glad I met him. Don’t ever let Samson go because he will change your life forever.

Samson: I was really bummed when you didn’t show up to church the last two months. I thought you were gone.
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)

by Maddie&Samson March 17, 2019

samsonite

Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.

Joe: She's hot.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
{pause}
Joe: She's a MILF.

by CarmCarm January 8, 2007

George Sampson

George Sampson is Britian's Got Talent 2008 winner. He comes from Warrington, England and is a breakdancer. : OBV.

Girl #1: OMFG ITS GEORGE EFFING SAMPSON!!!
Girl #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
George Sampson: Er, Hey. (Smiles)

by BumHead. September 28, 2008

Samson

What a fucking hottie!! So good looking and amazing!! If you have a Samson in your life cherish them forever and worship them like a god!!! They are the best thing ever to happen to you! Date them even if their your gender and your not gay!! They're defiantly worth it!!

Samson is our God and we offer him our love and chicken meat 🐐🐐🐐

by Big ounce laaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019

Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)

Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.

by Dungwit November 27, 2013

Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.

Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized

by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007