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Broken Saltine

When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.
she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine...
by Michael-Jack-That-Hoe April 2, 2010
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Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
by saltiney February 21, 2011
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All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud
Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007
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saltine cracka

a pale person with freckles or just plain white, usually a male, likely to come from a wealthy family
His saltine craka ass be grittin on me man'.
by corn puddin March 2, 2003
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Saltiner

A member of thesaltinez.com

The best warez site on the whole internet.
I am a Saltiner because I get all my movies, music, games and applications from thesaltinez.com.
by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008
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Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker
Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
by fuckface25 September 3, 2016
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saltine

a white person, mostly used towards females
That saltine suuuure has a Caddy trunk.
by FoxyRoxy April 22, 2005
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