When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.
by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010
Get the Soggy Saltinemug. A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
by atimonkey March 18, 2010
Get the Saltine Challengemug. by Roger a.k.a saltine cracker May 23, 2006
Get the saltine crackermug. the boss , aka david isdefined as a white gangsta as the word saltine is a cracker meaning a term used for white people
by countryboy012188 December 22, 2008
Get the saltine gangstamug. Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!
by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011
Get the Saltine Oystermug. by TheZephyr07 December 30, 2019
Get the Saltine Crackermug. by Brandi m dukes November 5, 2017
Get the Saltine Americanmug.