salmanella

A serious bacterial ailment caused by excessive reading of The Satanic Verses and other books authored by Mr. Rushdie.

I'm not much into sensational or controversial literature, so I have no reason to risk contacting salmanella by reading crap like that.

by QuacksO October 6, 2019

Salamonilla

When you refuse to eat a raw egg.

“Crackhead Mo eat this raw egg. I’ll give you a thousand dollars”
“I’m not gonna eat that egg!! That’s salamonilla!!”

by CMB1 February 13, 2021

salmonbelly

A kind of fish who like to bully or troll.

Why you bully me, you salmonbelly.

by C0FFE3 April 14, 2022

Salmonilia

When your hands get covered in raw chicken, mayonnaise and Doritos they could be Salmonilia-ish.

Don't lick the Doritos off your hands, they could be Salmonilia.

by Princeofdarkness95 September 20, 2022

Sayconella

Rare disease that causes songs to be horrible.

Yo bro that song is such a Sayconella

by foksbro November 19, 2022

Samunella

Samunella (noun):
A dangerously unserious version of Samuel.
Highly contagious. Known to cause clownery, delulu episodes, and excessive sass.
Use with caution — or don’t. 🤷 ♀️💅
Criteria for use: has to be a slaying Samuel

Example:
“I told you to stay away from that boy — he’s giving Samunella.”
“Ugh I caught feelings… must’ve been the Samunella.”

by Mightiest-dihh August 1, 2025