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One of the greatest hallucinogens in the cosmos.... and its Legal!
This polish kickboxer told me to rip a whole bong of salvia in one hit and hold it for 30 seconds. I got to 15 and thought i felt something. I got to 20 and knew for sure I was feeling something. I got to 25 and forgot why I started counting in the first place. By the time I hit 30 I was floating down to the couch. Two of my best friends were standing in front of me, but I had absolutely no idea who they were. They were talking to me but their voices sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher. I looked down at my legs and they were fusing with the coffee table and couch. I looked to my right and all the furniture that was to the right of me was crawling up the wall and the ceiling extended to the far reaches of the universe. I looked behind me and saw that a darkness was sweeping over our dimension. The only thing that I could rationalize at the time was that our world was ending, but I was ok with it, because the life I led has been pretty bitchin'. So i sat there waiting for this giant void blanket of destruction and disintegration to finish consuming our existence. Then i started to come out of the trip and my friends said I looked like a newborn baby, and that everything I looked at looked like it was the first time i had ever seen it. Sounds about right. Also Jethro Tull will never be the same again. Great Trip!
Salvia by Manta Ray April 11, 2008
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Salvia is just crazy shit.Be responsible. Indulge with a friend.
the first time i smokedd salvia i was in my room alone. Cleared my bong and held it in.8 seconds later there are 100s of little people behind my walls grabbing my skin and my face. my black curtains turned into waterfalls of black ink. then i jumped up off my bed for saftey and relized i was still in my room alone. and i was still holding my bong
salvia by Lindsay Schneider July 11, 2007

Salecassy 

Girl #1: "Oh My God! I heard Justin & Thomas has a Salecassy."

Girl #2: "I need to see this!"
Salecassy by akeytonothing December 10, 2010
A dude who has so much swag it makes yo head explode
You see that guy he reminds me of a salevan, look at awl dat swag
salevan by DAYday$$$$$wag June 28, 2011
a really strong hallucenogen, that you can smoke or chew (legally), that gives you a short, but wild high which can end up in uncontrollable drooling, laughing, freaking out, a loss of reality, and a sudden and extreme sense of heat all over your body. When you do salvia it is highly recommended to have someone sober to assist you while you take your "trip".
Murph decided to smoke the salvia he just bought in the store parking lot, and quickly found out it was too much for public use when he suddenly turned retarded and left his reality in the truck with his friends.
salvia by tim pimpy murphy October 10, 2007

Salesianum 

A prominent secondary school in Wilmington, DE, where students get a better education than other delaware schools. Its reputation is second to none, and when you either get married or croak, the words "Salesianum Alumnus" will magically appear in your little blip of the newspaper. Such an occurrence is rarely, if ever, seen with graduates from St. Marks, Tatnall, Tower Hill, and other schools that wish they were cool.
Your son went to St. Mark's/ Tatnall/ Tower Hill? Mine went to Sallies. I think he's outside beating the shit out of your son.
Salesianum by billy-bo jim-bob April 21, 2005