get a taste of the salami

To give fellatio; to suck dick.

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"

by Nick D December 22, 2005

Salami Overlapping

An Act of homosexual intercourse. It involving to males in which they both retreat their foreskin and press their glans together. Then, the first male rolls up his foreskin on both of their glands. Finally, the second male rolls his foreskin over the other males one.

We couldn't separate our dicks after the salami overlap
or
My cock and bolex ripped open when I fell backwards while salami overlapping!

by peppolla October 14, 2009

Steamin' the beans

Covert flatulence. Undercover gas. A secret fart.

"So there I was, having dinner at The White House, steamin' the beans."

"The party goers were curious about the smell. It was clear that someone was steamin' the beans."

"Lawrence accused Edo of steamin' the beans... for the third time that hour."

by Beat Royalty January 12, 2009

Steaming Richard

The action of stuffing poop into a sock, microwaving it, and then slapping one across the face with it.

If you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to give you a steaming richard.

by BuckingFastard September 30, 2003

Steaming T-rav

A cup in Beer Pong that has been buiding up getting warm but it never drinken. Eventually leading to it being poured into cups for the next game so everyone has to drink hot beer that was originally poured 4 games earlier also commonly called a t-rav cup

"Drink that cup you got a Steaming T-rav there"

by Drunk123 May 28, 2009

Sanami

Sanami
A cute and sweet girl who loves fun where ever she goes. She is never boring and will always find something to do. She loves taking pictures and doing poses. She is very smart and loyal.

Sanami is so fun!!

by -JustAnotherStupidStudent June 23, 2010

Salami tie

The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.

"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."

by Viva La BAM November 1, 2014