Skip to main content

Seaman's Meat Cannon

5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.
Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.
by SkullKand3y June 28, 2009
mugGet the Seaman's Meat Cannonmug.

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
mugGet the The Seaman Shufflemug.

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain
what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman
by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025
mugGet the Duncan Seamanmug.

Seaman Hick

Anybody who challenges somebody to a fight brings a gun and has a buddy back him up after he starts to get his ass kicked
I told that seaman hick that his truck looks like some shit I had drawn in 3rd grade maybe he might pull a gun and call his friends
by Thefactteller69 July 27, 2020
mugGet the Seaman Hickmug.

Seaman

A Leonard Nemoy fish
I caught a seaman last night
by RealLifeSituationLover20002 February 17, 2023
mugGet the Seamanmug.

seaman

when
o look at that, seaman
mugGet the seamanmug.

Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.
David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021
mugGet the Walter Seamanmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email