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Sal

The act of finishing hastily, usually less than 30 seconds. Normal used to describe premature ejaculation.
Example one:
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, I finished in a sal.

Example two:
Hey I'll be back in a sal.
by The Dog Biter March 6, 2011
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SAL

"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or mood from good to bad, either intentionally or unintentionally. He/She SAL.
My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.

You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.
by grumpypantalones March 27, 2009
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sal

to dive; lay out

misused as "sell out"

Narnian Root
to sal for a baseball, or to sal from a fast moving car
by Alaska490 June 29, 2009
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sal

1.The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.

2. Small Asian Lesbian
1. I heared susan pulled a sal last night

2. Kim is such a sal
by The Giorgi March 16, 2009
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sal__

Your typical 13 year old that plays Minecraft and trys to upload YouTube videos
Is also typically known to play CosmicPrisons and lose a ton of sets.
Man have you heard? Sal__ lost another set!
by RyanTheBoss10 January 26, 2020
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Sal

coolest guy ever, best boyfriend ever, best person ever. everyone should be like him!
omg you’re dating Sal? you are so lucky…
Sal! I love you!
by ilovesal November 23, 2021
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Sal

Sal stands for swaggy ass lameass.
A swaggy ass lameass or sal for short usually thinks he is the best, at everything. He always is around girls even though girls hate him. He is usually a midget with black hair, and he pretends to be what he's not. He usually picks one sport to play to impress girls and he's bad at it or maybe two. They usually pick football and are the smallest on the team. They usually sag their pants where backwards hats or take hats from girls and where them. They also usually start overly flirting with girls out of their league at the age of 9. Their parents think that their little swagfag sal is the best and get him whatever he wants. They get freaked out by the weirdest shit ever. They always talk about their cock even though it's tiny. Sals say nigger at least once a day especially the with ones and will do anything for attention. They are usually bad in school because they are attention whores (almost like the average preteen girl) in general just if you see a sal stay away from it.
Girl 1: Did you see that person he's such a sal
Courtney : But he's Soo coool
Girl 2:just leave us alone you lesbo
by Salreallysucksdick467 December 30, 2013
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