O.M.S.

Oh my strawberries usually, used from valley girls who have to much time on their hands or preppies

O.M.S. did you just see the New Moon trailor.

by sunshine89 June 6, 2009

S.O.M.D.

Son of a mother duck!

*hit basketball into net with baseball bat from 200ft.*

"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"

abbr. S.O.M.D.

by epicninjarapelol February 17, 2010

S.O.M.

S.O.M.
To be the son of a M.I.L.F.,

Tom: hey did u hear that mike is a S.O.M.
Locky: No way, are u sure??
Tom: yeah, i'd bone his mum any day

by VERSEPILLIS April 25, 2006

S.O.M.F

Suck Off My Face
French Kissing...

Were you thinking about S.O.M.F?

by A Shah July 29, 2007

L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B

Short for like my but and suck on my balls! a lyric from the movie "Team America"

my teacher told larry and i that we had extra homework so we told him to L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B!!!!

by Mr. Reaper April 7, 2007

S.O.M.

Shit on me.

An abbreviation used to describe an unfortunate event that has occured

s.o.m., my ipod died in the middle of my jog.

we had a test today!? S.O.M.

by theboss! April 14, 2011

S.O.M.F.

Shit on my face. The new F.M.L.

Boy: Oh god I have a huge project thats do tomorrow, I haven't even started.
Girl: That suck brahh
Boy: Yeah, S.O.M.F.

by Ohnoezitbetheo February 21, 2010